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EjectoLaunch app

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Ours come with an ejection seat. When the coin dies, anyone pulls the handle and every holder claims a fair share. No exit race. No admin keys.

The problem

Source: CoinGecko study of Pump.fun launches (2026): about two thirds stop trading within 24 hours. When a coin dies, the early sellers get out and the loyal holders are left with a token nobody buys.

The crash

Day
00
14-day buys
296 N
Alive line
14.8 N
Status
FLYING
ALIVE LINE: 5% OF PEAK

Simulated coin, for illustration. Model data (400 traders, seed 59), not a real coin.

Ejected on day 34

164 holders claim 208 NEAR: the reserve pro-rata plus a 41 NEAR fund paid for loyalty.

[01]
[02]
[03]
[01]The peak

Hype. Buys pour in. Every trade drops a slice into the Ejecto Fund.

How it works

Three rules, all inside the contract. Locked at launch, nobody can change them later.

[01]

Every trade feeds the fund

Buy and sell on a bonding curve inside the coin's own contract. A slice of every trade drops into the Ejecto Fund.

Rule: 1.5% of buys and 2% of sells on the standard preset
[02]

A dead coin arms the seat

Once a coin is 14 days old, it is dead when its 14-day buys fall below 5% of their peak, and at least below 1 NEAR.

Rule: no oracle, no admin. The contract does the counting
[03]

Everyone gets a seat

Anyone presses EJECT and trading stops forever. Holders claim the reserve pro-rata, plus a fund share by net capital times time held.

Rule: late whales lose. Loyalty is what the fund pays for

The math

500 simulated coins, 400 traders each, 60 days.
Same traders, same luck. Only the ending changes.

[A] Exit race[B] Ejecto
[01]
Traders wiped out

Share of traders who lose 90% or more of what they put in.

4.4%
0.0%
[02]
Losses per coin

Total NEAR lost by losing traders, average over 500 coins.

388 NEAR
346 NEAR
[03]
Still aboard at death

What the 164 holders left when the example coin died lose in total.

312 NEAR
271 NEAR
[04]
How a dead coin ends
Race

Sell into a falling curve. The last ones out get almost nothing.

Eject

Median day 28. Everyone left on board claims the reserve and the fund.

Note: Ejecto removes the exit race and the total wipeouts. It does not make everyone profitable: early buyers got more tokens per NEAR, so late buyers can still lose part of their money. Figures come from the agent-based model in sim/ejecto-sim.mjs.

Safeguards

The track rules: the mechanic lives in the contract, no admin key.
Six ways we keep that promise.

[01]Keyless
...

Access keys on coin accounts

Read live from every coin account on testnet.

[02]No admin
0

Owner or admin methods

No owner, no pause, no setters in the coin contract. Protocol fees can only ever go to one fixed account.

[03]Locked
1x

Parameters written once

Curve, fee preset and day length are set in the init call at launch. They cannot change afterwards.

[04]Anti-farm
-31%

A late whale's result, at best

The fund is split by net capital times time held. In the model, buying big right before EJECT loses 30.8% to 48.5%.

[05]Pull claims
You

Withdraw your own share

After EJECT each holder claims for themselves. State is updated before any transfer, and repeat claims are safe.

[06]Verifiable
sha256

Code hash on chain

Every coin runs the same code. Its sha256 is public in the fleet.ejecto.testnet config.

Every memecoin needs an ejecto seato

Pull the
handle

Launch a coin